i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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