I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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