From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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