She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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