If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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