"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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