Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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