He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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