Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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