I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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