If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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