Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
