You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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