Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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