Barsexuality is the new black.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
