Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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