Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Randomize
