David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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