She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i've created a new STD.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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