Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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