Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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