operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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