Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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