my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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