She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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