I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dick very happy bro
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