I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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