I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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