That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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