Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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