i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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