Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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