whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
