okay pat passed out under dana's car
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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