am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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