belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
