Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
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