Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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