What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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