You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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