he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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