what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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