I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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