I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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