bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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