Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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