it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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