Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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