i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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