Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i've created a new STD.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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