If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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