I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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