Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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