Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
tell me about the eggs
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
