dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
a search helicopter?!
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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