Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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